>> CHECK OUT OUR WEB SHOW
AT iCARLY DOT COM.
>> HEY, WATCH iCARLY
THIS WEEKEND.
>> IT'S GONNA BE HOT.
>> iCARLY DOT COM.
>> HEY, WESLEY, WATCH
iCARLY THIS WEEKEND.
IT'S GONNA BE A GREAT SHOW.
>> iCARLY.COM.
>> OKAY, SEE YA!
>> HEY, CHECK OUT OUR WEB SHOW
AT iCARLY DOT COM.
>> HEY, JEREMY, YOU'VE HEARD
OF OUR WEB SHOW, RIGHT?
>> SURE. I'VE SEEN EVERY EPISO--
>> FLYER?
>> YES, PLEASE.
THANK YOU.
>> YOU KEEP THAT.
>> YOU'RE NICE.
>> DIDN'T HE HAVE
A COLD LAST WEEK?
>> LAST WEEK,
THE WEEK BEFORE THAT...
>> WHY ARE WE TALKING WEEKS?
THAT LUMP'S BEEN BLOWIN'
HIS NOSE NON-STOP
SINCE FIRST GRADE.
>> HEY, TASHA, CHECK OUT
OUR WEB SHOW THIS WEEKEND.
>> iCARLY DOT COM?
>> THAT'S US.
>> WE ROCK.
>> UM, IF YOUR WEB SHOW
WAS WORTH "CHECKING OUT,"
I'D HAVE READ ABOUT IT
ON NEVELOCITY DOT COM.
>> HEY, JUST 'CAUSE OUR SHOW
WASN'T REVIEWED ON NEVELOCITY
DOESN'T MEAN IT'S NOT COOL.
>> ACTUALLY, IT DOES.
NEVEL WRITES ABOUT EVERYTHING
THAT'S COOL ON THE WEB.
AND SINCE HE'S NEVER
WRITTEN ANYTHING ABOUT...
iCARLY, I GUESS
YOUR WEB SHOW'S LAME.
>> SHE IRKS ME.
>> I WANNA DO BAD THINGS
TO THAT CHICK.
>> YOU SHOULD.
>> I WILL.
>> COOL. WHAT WE YOU GONNA...
WHOA! WHOA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I DIDN'T MEAN ME! LOOK OUT!
>> IN FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO.
* I KNOW YOU'LL SEE,
SOMEHOW THE WORLD
WILL CHANGE FOR ME
AND BE SO WONDERFUL,
LIVE LIFE, BREATHE AIR,
I KNOW SOMEHOW
WE'RE GONNA GET THERE
AND FEEL SO WONDERFUL,
IT'S ALL FOR REAL,
I'M TELLING YOU
JUST HOW I FEEL,
SO WAKE UP THE MEMBERS
OF MY NATION,
IT'S YOUR TIME TO BE,
THERE'S NO CHANCE
UNLESS YOU TAKE ONE
AND THE TIME
TO SEE THE BRIGHTER SIDE
OF EVERY SITUATION,
SOME THINGS ARE MEANT TO BE,
SO GIVE ME YOUR BEST
AND LEAVE THE REST TO ME,
LEAVE IT ALL TO ME,
JUST LEAVE IT ALL TO ME *
>> HEY, KIDDO!
I'M HOME, AND I GOT BAGS!
>> OH, YAY, YOU WENT SHOPPING.
WHAT'D YA GET?
>> WELL, Y'SEE...
>> BUTTER...
BUTTER...
OH, LOOK. BUTTER.
>> I BOUGHT A LOT OF BUTTER.
>> CLEARLY. THIS ALL YOU GOT?
>> NO...I ALSO GOT THIS THINGY
THAT MAKES THE WATER
IN YOUR TOILET TURN BLUE.
>> GREAT. SO FOR DINNER
WE CAN HAVE BUTTER
AND BLUE TOILET WATER.
>> THIS BUTTER IS
NOT FOR EATING.
I GOT HIRED TO CREATE
A BIG SCULPTURE.
>> MADE OF BUTTER.
>> YEAH, FOR THE BREAD
CONVENTION. SEE...
IT'S TOASTY THE BAKER!
HE'S THE MASCOT,
AND THEY HIRED ME TO MAKE
A GIANT SCULPTURE OF HIM
OUT OF BUTTER.
>> AHH.
>> ASK ME WHAT I'M GETTING PAID.
>> OKAY, WHAT ARE YOU--
>> MONEY, BABY!
>> SWEET!
>> SWEET LIKE CORN SYRUP!
>> HIGH FRUCTOSE?
>> THE HIGHEST!
OKAY, SO WHAT ARE WE
DOIN' FOR DINNER?
WHAT'S THAT LITTLE TWEEN BELLY
HUNGRY FOR?
>> WHATEVER. FIRST, JUST LEMME
FINISH THIS E-MAIL.
>> SURE. WHO YA WRITIN'?
>> THIS GUY, NEVEL,
WHO RUNS A BIG WEBSITE.
>> NEVELOCITY.
>> YEAH. I'M TRYING TO GET HIM
TO CHECK OUT OUR NEXT WEBCAST
AND MAYBE WRITE A REVIEW OF IT.
>> OH, THAT'D BE KILLER.
EVERYBODY READS NEVELOCITY.
>> NO KIDDING. "...PLEASE WRITE
BACK. CARLY." THERE.
ALL SENT. LET'S HIT IT.
>> UM, WELL, YEAH, BUT FIRST
I WAS KINDA HOPING...
>> YOU WANNA GO MAKE
THE TOILET WATER TURN BLUE?
>> SO MUCH.
>> DO IT.
YEAH!!
>> HAPPY?
>> UH-HUH.
>> IN FIVE...
FOUR...THREE...TWO...
>> HEY! WELCOME TO iCARLY!
>> CHECK OUT OUR FLASHY
NEW GRAPHIC!
WHOO! WHOO! WHOO! WHOO!
>> OKAY! I'M CARLY...
>> I'M SAM...
>> AND WE LIKE TO DRAW
FAMILIES ON OUR TOES!
>> OBSERVE!
>> UH-OH...
>> EARTHQUAKE!
>> OKAY, IF YOU THOUGHT
THAT VIDEO WAS COOL...
>> CHECK OUT THIS KID
FROM NEW YORK.
>> HE'S A CRUMP DANCER.
>> HE ENJOYS CRUMPING.
>> AND HE DOES IT
COVERED IN PEANUT BUTTER.
>> CRUMP IT UP, PEANUT BOY!
>> THIS IS FOR YOU.
iCARLY DOT COM.
>> UNBELIEVABLE.
>> BUT IS HE SMOOTH OR CRUNCHY?
>> AND DOES HE HAVE A GIRLFRIEND
COVERED IN JELLY?
IMPORTANT QUESTIONS!
>> OKAY, NEXT ON iCARLY,
WE'RE GONNA--
UM, WHO'S
COMING UP THE ELEVATOR?
>> OH, I, UH...
I ORDERED CHINESE FOOD.
>> DURING THE SHOW?
>> THERE'S NO WRONG TIME
TO EAT AN EGG ROLL.
AHH!
>> OKAY! LOOKS LIKE
WE HAVE A SURPRISE VISITOR
HERE ON iCARLY.
>> HI, FOOD DELIVERY GUY!
>> WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
>> CHUCK.
CHUUUUUUUUCK.
>> HAVE YOU EVER BEEN
INTERVIEWED, CHUCK?
>> NO.
>> SO, CHUCK...WHERE YA FROM?
>> WISCONSIN.
>> ARE YOU IN COLLEGE?
>> NO.
>> OKAY. UM...OH!
WHAT'S THE WEIRDEST THING
THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO YOU
WHILE YOU WERE DELIVERING FOOD?
>> I DUNNO.
>> CHUCK, YOU'RE VERY BORING.
>> AND THAT MEANS
IT'S TIME FOR THIS.
>> OUR MOST IMPORTANT WEBCAST
EVER, AND YOU BRING ON
A FOOD DELIVERY GUY WHO WAS BORN
WITHOUT A PERSONALITY.
>> THE SHOW WAS STILL AWESOME.
>> HEY, YOU GUYS GOT AN E-MAIL
FROM NEVEL PAPPERMAN.
>> NEVELOCITY!
>> MOVE!
>> AAH!
>> C'MON! WHAT'D THE MAN SAY?!
>> HE SAYS HE LOVED
OUR WEB SHOW,
AND HE WANTS TO INTERVIEW ME.
>> O-M-G! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
>> HEY! YOUR TOILET WATER'S
BLUE! LOOK-IT!
I'LL GET MORE.
>> NOW HE GETS A PERSONALITY.
>> WHO'S THE DUDE
PLAYING IN OUR TOILET?
>> HEY.
>> HMM?
>> WHY IS IT SO COLD IN HERE?
>> OH, I TURNED
THE AIR CONDITIONER UP SO
MY BUTTER SCULPTURE WON'T MELT.
>> AH. SO YOU READY TO DRIVE ME
TO NEVEL'S FOR MY INTERVIEW?
>> YEP. LET'S HIT IT.
MY HANDS HAVE, UM--
>> BUTTER.
>> UH. I GOT 'EM THOUGH.
LET'S GO!
>> LET'S.
I REALLY THINK
YOU SHOULD WAIT IN THE CAR.
>> NO WAY. YOU DON'T KNOW
THIS NEVEL GUY.
WHAT IF HE'S A WEIRDO?
AWWW, I GOT BUTTER ON MY ELBOW.
>> SPENCE?
>> MM-HMM?
>> IT'S NOT POSSIBLE!
>> HI, YOU MUST BE CARLY.
>> YES, MA'AM.
AND THIS IS MY BROTHER, SPENCER.
>> NICE TO MEET YA.
>> PLEASE COME IN.
NEVEL IS SO EXCITED TO MEET YOU.
HE HAS BEEN TALKING
ABOUT YOUR WEB SHOW ALL WEEK.
HE JUST LOVES IT.
>> WELL, I'M A BIG FAN
OF HIS WEBSITE.
>> OH, THANK YOU.
>> HOW LONG HAVE YOU
AND NEVEL BEEN MARRIED?
>> MARRIED?
I'M SORRY, I THINK YOU MIGHT
BE MISTAKING HIM
FOR SOMEONE A LITTLE--
>> CARLY SHAY,
LIVE AND IN PERSON.
IT IS SO EXCITING TO MEET YOU.
I'M NEVEL PAPPERMAN.
>> YOU'RE NEVEL?
>> YOU'RE JUST A LITTLE KID.
HE'S SO CUTE.
>> I CREATED AND NOW RUN
ONE OF THE WORLD'S
MOST VISITED WEBSITES,
WHICH GETS OVER FIVE MILLION
PAGE-VIEWS PER DAY.
I'M NOT "CUTE."
>> YEAH, YA ARE.
I CAN TELL 'CAUSE I WANNA
MESS UP YOUR HAIR.
WHO'S CUTE?
WHO'S A CUTE NEVEL? WHO GETS
FIVE MILLION PAGE-VIEWS?
YOU DOOOOO!
>> MOTHER...
>> UH, WHY DON'T YOU AND I
GO IN THE KITCHEN?
I'LL MAKE YOU SOME TEA.
>> WILL THERE BE LEMON?
>> YES.
>> ALL RIGHT THEN.
>> COME ON.
>> PLEASE. SIT.
HAND SANITIZER?
>> UHHH...
>> DO YOU KNOW THAT TRILLIONS
OF GERMS ARE LIVING
ON YOUR HAND-SKIN RIGHT NOW?
>> REALLY?
THANKS.
>> SURE. Y'KNOW, I WAS REALLY
IMPRESSED WITH YOUR WEB SHOW.
>> THANKS SO MUCH.
THAT REALLY MEANS A LOT.
>> I KNOW.
I THINK MY READERS
WILL BE VERY INTERESTED
TO LEARN MORE ABOUT YOU.
WHAT TYPE OF SHAMPOO
DO YOU USE?
>> HUH?
>> KIWI SALON WITH JASMINE,
FOR NORMAL TO DRY HAIR?
>> WOW, YOU HAVE
AN AMAZING NOSE.
>> YES.
>> YOU MUST LOVE FLOWERS.
>> OH, I HATE FLOWERS.
BUGS SIT UPON THEM AND MAKE POO.
>> OKAY.
>> OH, HMM...
LOOK AT THIS.
IT'S AN X-RAY OF MY BRAIN.
>> AH, INTERESTING.
>> BIG, ISN'T IT?
>> YEAH. THAT'S ONE BEEFY
BRAIN YA GOT THERE.
>> THANK YOU. ARE YOU HUNGRY?
>> NO.
>> I'LL FETCH YOU A SNACK.
>> BUT...
>> YEAH?
>> SAM! WHERE ARE YOU?
>> YOUR HOUSE, WATCHIN' TV.
>> WELL, YOU'RE NOT GONNA
BELIEVE--MY HOUSE?
HOW'D YOU GET IN?
>> I KNOW WHERE YOU AND SPENCER
HIDE THE KEY.
HOW'S THE INTERVIEW GOIN'?
>> WEIRDLY. FIRST OF ALL,
NEVEL'S NOT A MAN--HE'S A KID.
>> WHAT? HOW OLD?
>> LIKE ELEVEN. AND HE'S CREEPY.
>> WELL, BE NICE TO HIM.
YOU KNOW HOW IMPORTANT
THIS REVIEW IS FOR OUR SHOW.
MILLIONS OF PEOPLE
READ HIS SITE.
DON'T UPSET THE KID.
>> BUT WHAT IF HE--
CARLY?
>> MAN, WHY'S IT
SO COLD IN HERE?
>> I BROUGHT YOU CRACKERS
AND SOME OF MY MOTHER'S
HOMEMADE TAPENADE.
>> TAPENADE?
>> IT'S A SPREAD MADE
OF OLIVES, GARLIC, AND CAPERS.
TRY SOME.
>> OH, I REALLY DON'T THINK
TAPENADE'S SOMETHING I'D,
YOU KNOW--
OH, MY GOD, THAT'S AWESOME!
>> ISN'T IT?
PLEASE, SIT.
>> DO YOU THINK FIREPLACES
ARE ROMANTIC?
>> UH, YEAH, I GUESS.
>> YOU'VE GUESSED CORRECTLY.
DO YOU LIKE MUSIC?
>> UH, YEAH, SURE.
[MUSIC WITH
SCAT SINGING PLAYING]
>> WOULD YOU LIKE TO DANCE?
>> DANCE?
>> LOOK, I DON'T WANNA
SOUND RUDE, BUT I REALLY DIDN'T
COME HERE TO DANCE.
CAN'T YOU JUST INTERVIEW ME
ABOUT THE WEB--NEVEL!
>> I STOLE A KISS
UPON YOUR CHEEK,
AND NOW ANOTHER KISS I SEEK.
>> SEEK SOME TAPENADE!
SPENCER!
>> YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT,
CARLY SHAY!
YOU'LL RUE THIS DAY!
YOU'LL RUE IT!
>> YOU GOT A LITTLE...
>> NEVEL'S ONLY ELEVEN?
>> YES, NOW STOP SPEAKING.
TELL US WHAT HAPPENED.
>> OKAY. I GOT THERE,
NEVEL SAT NEXT TO ME,
HE SNIFFED MY HAIR, HE SHOWED ME
AN X-RAY OF HIS BRAIN,
HE TRIED TO MAKE ME DANCE,
AND THEN HE KISSED ME!
>> WHOA! HE KISSED YOU?!
THAT JERK! COME SHOW MY LIPS
EXACTLY WHAT HE DID.
>> YEAH, I DON'T THINK SO.
>> YOU JUST KEEP MAKIN' OUT
WITH YOUR STUFFED ANIMALS.
TELL US WHAT HAPPENED
AFTER HE KISSED YOU.
>> I PUSHED TAPENADE
IN HIS FACE,
AND THEN HE GOT ALL FURIOUS
AND SAID I'D "RUE THE DAY."
>> WHAT IS "TAPENADE"?
>> A SPREAD MADE OF OLIVES,
GARLIC, AND CAPERS.
>> EWW.
>> GROSS.
>> IT'S ACTUALLY REALLY GOOD,
I CAN'T EXPLAIN IT.
>> AND WHAT DID HE MEAN,
YOU'D "RUE THE DAY?"
>> YEAH, WHAT DOES "RUE" MEAN?
>> NO ONE KNOWS!
>> I GOT IT RIGHT HERE.
"ROUX--A MIXTURE OF
FAT AND FLOUR USED
TO MAKE SAUCES AND SOUPS."
>> NEVEL CALLED YOU
A FAT FLOWER?
>> TRY SPELLING IT DIFFERENTLY.
>> OH, OKAY, HERE..."RUE--
TO REGRET. TO WISH THAT
SOMETHING HAD NEVER BEEN DONE."
>> UH-OH.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?
>> 'COURSE. HE'S GONNA MAKE ME
"REGRET" SHOVING TAPENADE
IN HIS FACE BY TRASHING
iCARLY ON HIS STUPID WEBSITE.
>> WE'RE DEAD.
>> I'M GONNA GO SCRUB HIS CREEPY
LIP RESIDUE OFF MY CHEEK.
>> HEY, WHY ISN'T IT COLD
IN HERE?
TOASTY THE BAKER. GOOD GOD!
AAH! WHAT?!
TOASTY!
>> GROSS. IT'S LIKE
A GIANT BABY THREW UP.
>> WHY?!
>> I TOLD YOU NOT TO TURN
THE HEAT UP.
>> WHAT? I NEVER EVEN--
>> IT'S TOO LATE FOR APOLOGIES.
>> BUT I DIDN'T TURN THE--
>> IT'S OKAY! IT'S OKAY.
I JUST NEED A MOP AND BUCKET...
AND 28 MORE POUNDS OF BUTTER!
>> SPENCER.
>> MRS. BENSON.
FREDDIE, YOUR MOM'S HERE!
>> I CAME OVER BECAUSE
I HEARD SCREAMING.
FREDDIE, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
>> YES, MOM.
>> HE'S FINE, BUT I REALLY--
>> YOU KNOW HE'S ALLERGIC
TO FRUIT?
>> AW! WHO'S GOT
A FRUIT PROBLEM?
>> NOT ME. I AM NOT
ALLERGIC TO FRUIT!
>> WELL, WHAT IF YOU WERE?
HE'D PROBABLY GIVE YOU
AN ORANGE, AND THEN
YOUR FACE WOULD PUFF UP.
>> I WOULD LOVE THAT.
>> LOOK, I GAVE HIM NO FRUIT.
NOW PLEASE, I'M OUT OF BUTTER--
>> FALSE! I SAW YOU COME HOME
YESTERDAY CARRYING GROCERY BAGS
FILLED WITH BUTTER.
>> YOU SPIED ON ME?
>> NO, I JUST HAPPENED
TO BE GLANCING
THROUGH MY PEEP-HOLE.
>> THAT BUTTER'S GONE.
AND SO AM I.
>> WHAT'VE YOU DONE
WITH ALL THAT BUTTER?!
FREDDIE, I WANT YOU TO TAKE
A BUBBLE BATH TONIGHT.
SPENCER!
I DIDN'T GIVE HIM
ANY FRUIT!!
>> COOL MOM.
>> NEVELOCITY DOT COM...
>> THIS IS GONNA BE BAD.
>> MAYBE NOT.
>> HE SAID I'D RUE THE DAY,
AND I HAVE A FEELING
THE RUE-ING'S ABOUT TO BEGIN.
>> JUST 'CAUSE HE HATES YOU
PERSONALLY DOESN'T MEAN
HE'S GONNA GIVE OUR SHOW
A BAD REVIEW.
>> UH...GET READY TO RUE.
>> YOU FOUND NEVEL'S REVIEW?
>> READ IT!
>> "iCARLY, OR, AS IT SHOULD
BE CALLED, iBORING..."
>> Y'SEE?
>> BORING?!
>> KEEP GOIN'. LET'S HEAR IT.
>> "THIS WEBCAST STARS
CARLY SHAY, AN UNAPPEALING
13-YEAR-OLD GIRL."
>> YEAH, IF I'M SO "UNAPPEALING"
THEN WHY WERE YOU
SNIFFIN' MY HAIR
AND CHOMPIN' ON MY CHEEK?
>> KEEP GOIN'.
IF YOU'RE TRYING
TO DECIDE BETWEEN WATCHING
iCARLY ANDGOING TO PRISON,
CHOOSE PRISON.
YOU'LL HAVE MORE FUN IN JAIL
THAN YOU EVER WILL
AT iCARLY DOT LAME."
>> THAT'S SO UNFAIR.
>> AT LEAST HE DIDN'T
CALL YOU A FAT FLOWER.
>> YEAH, BUT NOW EVERYBODY'S
GONNA READ THAT REVIEW
AND STOP WATCHING US.
>> NO, THEY'RE NOT.
>> WHY AREN'T THEY?
>> 'CAUSE WE'RE GONNA
MAKE NEVEL ADMIT THAT
HE LOVES OUR WEBCAST,
AND HE ONLY WROTE
THAT MEAN STUFF 'CAUSE I DIDN'T
WANNA BE HIS LITTLE GIRLFRIEND.
>> YEAH. LET'S MAKE HIM REGRET
WRITING THAT REVIEW.
>> OH, HE'S NOT
JUST GONNA REGRET IT.
HE'S GONNA RUE IT.
>> DON'T WORRY, TOASTY.
SOON, YOU'LL BE BACK
AND BUTTER THAN EVER.
THANK GOD NO ONE HEARD THAT.
I'M COMIN'!
>> I AM NEVEL.
I'M COMING IN NOW.
>> OKAY.
>> CARLY INVITED ME HERE.
>> I KNOW.
>> SHE SAID SHE WANTS
TO APOLOGIZE TO ME
FOR HER OBNOXIOUS BEHAVIOR.
>> WELL, I THINK
SHE FEELS BAD ABOUT IT.
>> GOOD.
WHERE IS CARLY?
>> UP ON THE THIRD FLOOR.
YOU CAN TAKE THE ELEVATOR
OR THE STAIRS THERE.
>> WHAT IS THAT?
>> OH, I'M AN ARTIST.
I'M MAKING A SCULPTURE...
OUT OF BUTTER.
>> YOUR WORK DISGUSTS ME.
>> NEVEL'S A STUPID NAME.
>> CARLY?
HELLO?
CARLY?
>> WHAT THE--? WHO ARE YOU?
WHAT'S GOING ON?!
>> HELLO, NEVEL. I SEE YOU'VE
MET OUR FRIEND, JEREMY.
>> OR AS WE LIKE TO CALL HIM,
"GERMY."
>> THE GERMIEST KID
IN OUR WHOLE SCHOOL.
>> IT'S TRUE.
I'M A MESS.
>> STOP IT!
I CAN'T STAND GERMS!
>> THEN YOU BETTER
TELL THE TRUTH.
>> ADMIT THAT YOU LIKE iCARLY...
>> AND THAT YOUR REVIEW
WAS A LIE.
>> LET GO OF ME!
>> FREDDIE, ROLL CAMERA.
>> ROLLING.
>> TELL THE TRUTH, NEVEL.
>> I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!
>> STOP IT, SICK-O!
LET GO OF ME!
>> NO WAY.
THEY'RE PAYING ME TO DO THIS.
>> HOW MUCH?
>> FIVE BUCKS.
>> I'LL GIVE YOU TEN
TO RELEASE ME.
>> DEAL.
>> HA! NOW YOU GET NOTHING!
YA FEEL THE RUE?
YA FEEL IT?!
HE OUTSMARTED ME.
>> HE OUTSMARTED ALL OF US.
>> WHY DOES HE HAVE TO HAVE
SUCH A BIG BRAIN?
>> WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO NOW?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
HOW DO YOU TAKE DOWN
A BRILLIANT, POWERFUL
ELEVEN-YEAR-OLD BOY?
>> MOTHER, I'M HOME FROM SCHOOL.
>> NEVEL PAPPERMAN.
DID YOU WRITE A BAD REVIEW
OF THIS GIRL'S WEB SHOW JUST
BECAUSE YOU WERE ANGRY WITH HER?
>> YOU TOLD MY MOM ON ME?
>> NEVEL!
>> OKAY, YES! BUT ONLY 'CAUSE
SHE RUBBED MY FACE
WITH TAPENADE!
>> 'CAUSE YOU KISSED ME
IN A SURPRISE ATTACK.
>> SHH SHH SHH!
>> YOU TOLD ME YOU THOUGHT
GIRLS WERE YUCKY.
>> THAT WAS LAST YEAR!
I'M GOING THROUGH CHANGES.
>> YOU JUST GO TO YOUR ROOM
AND WRITE AN HONEST REVIEW
OF CARLY'S WEB SHOW.
>> WHICH YOU SAID YOU LOVED.
>> A LOT.
>> YEAH, PAPPERMAN!
>> GO ON.
>> CAN I CALL YOU?
>> GET OUTTA HERE!
>> GERMS!
>> TAPENADE?
>> OOH, AND THOSE
LITTLE CRACKERS.
>> * WHAT SO PROUDLY
WE HAILED
AT THE TWILIGHT'S LAST GLEAMING,
WHOSE BROAD STRIPES
AND BRIGHT STARS
THROUGH THE PERILOUS NIGHT *
>> MMM!
[CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY
PEOPLESUPPORT